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My name is Dana Fabray and sometimes I forget that the sidewalks aren't a runway, because I'm an asshole. I am also Spiderman.
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My name is Dana Fabray and sometimes I forget that the sidewalks aren't a runway, because I'm an asshole. I am also Spiderman.
Yaaaaaaay! I can’t wait!!
Ahaha, and again you’re pretty much right, Miss. Righty Spidey. Most of the time or where they don’t give you headches. Oh, don’t worry, I didn’t. Ahah. They would have take me for already crazy person. Oh yeah. Can we make them kiss our feet too, just to show that we are superior or something like that? Exactly, we’ll be the cream of the society. At the top of everyone else, laughing without a reason~ Of course, just a God, not big deal. It’s some thing you see everyday, psh. Yup, that’s true. At least you are dying with a smile instead of being grumpy and yelling or shit like that, ahahah. And now I have Justin Timberlake’s song stuck in my heaad. And I’ll do that, oh yeah.
Again? Of couuuuuurse, bro. Righty Spidey? Oh my god, that would be so so cool if that rhymed. Why doesn’t it rhyme? Sad face. Yes, headaches are really stupid. I like to pretend that it means that it’s working at like 300x the normal speed, so I don’t get worried about them. Mhmm. Exactly! Only crazy people like myself high five themselves. And that’s only when there’s no one else to high five. Only. Yes, of course we can! Kissing feet can be one of their duties. Also, searching for Spiderman and Batman stuff for us to enjoy! Cream of society definitely! Of the crop. Of the… whatever else it is! Yesssss. Sounds perfect! Pssh, yes. Just a God, who really cares though? Exactly, just something everyone enjoys the pleasure of seeing. That’s brain thinking, yes! Dying with a smile means your corpse will be pretty, too. Hahahaha, that was my evil aim! Mhmm yes.
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x-quinn-x replied to your post: Hey D, are you ok, you and Santana seem to be fighting…
You sure? If there’s any problem you come and tell me ok?
Absolutely sure. I shall, Q, thank you.
Are you mad at me?
Mad at you? Why would I be mad at you?
Hey Q, I’m absolutely fine. And there’s no fighting here!
Life lessons from Dana Fabray? Ironic.
Yeah, totally.
Oh my. Sometimes my brain is useful for something, I give myself a high five. Exactly, then they’ll all feel miserable and spend the rest of their life in the corner of shame. Ahah, I know that they are pretty awesome. Actually with Liza we were planning to turn like them when we were old. Just awesome old people laughing at everything and beating people with their sticks! You’ll be just like the god of the new world. Ruling it with awesomeness. But then I could have died! DIED! But I would have died happy because…Batman. Booo, I want to cry for the perfection that my room would be! Of couse, I mean our imagination is one hundred percent better than those random stuff about god’s turning stuff in wine and fishes! Again? Oh yeah. I feel accomplished now!
I know, right? Sometimes I feel that about other people too! Brains can be useful, mhmm. Don’t give yourself a high five, that’s sad. Especially when there are people around to give you high fives! Exactly, that is why we should prevent that. We need people to bow down to us, not hide in corners of shame and cry themselves into oblivion. That is the best plan ever. Laughing old people who laugh at everything are the best people— like I said, so becoming one of them makes you an elite of the human race. Mhmm. Just the God of the world, you know… casually. You won’t have died! We have experts who can help and stuff. But dying happy is always 100x better than just dying. Just dying is boring. You should cry for it! CRY IT A RIVER! Yes, just yes. Our imaginations trump everythaaang. You shooooould. Accomplished is A+.
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Ahaha. Yes. But don’t use too many of them or people would get their head up for being too many time right in a row. Ahah, yes it does. But then we’ll all look like those crazy old people who walks arourd blabbling and then bursting out laughing out of no where. It’d be crazy! And then everyone will bow down at your brain, it sounds like a plan, a good one, actually. Oh. My. God. I think you just gave me an heart attack saying that. All the Batman things in my hands. Jesus. I’ll be in heaven soon~ Of course, duh. We should preach around how great our imagination is. Instead of a photo when I’ll get back I’ll try it again, so you’ll be able to see. I know, ahah.
Yes, yes, good brain thinking, Batman! I wouldn’t want the people to get too rassured in their abilities to be right, only to be knocked down once I am returend to my normal always-right self! Yes. Those old people are the best people to roam this Earth, Batman, the best! They just are amused by it all, and that is awe-inspiring, don’t you think?! Exactly. Everyone will bow down, and then we’ll just be like Gods to them, and it’ll be awesome. Yaaay for heart attacks inspired by good things! You shall be in heaven soon— BATMAN HEAVEN! Your room will be all Batman, you will never own a thing again that isn’t Batman. We should!! People will definitely rather her us preach about our imagination than hear other people preach about God and shit! That’s a brilliant idea, Batman, good brain thinking again! Yaaay.
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I shall buy you some non-right pills or something! Oh lord, I think I should have laughed at that, ahah. At least people will see how intelligent you are at the first look! Yes, sharing is caring, so you should give me some money! GIMME GIMME! Exactly, it’d be a deadly combo. They’ll be all warpped up in your spider webs and then BOOM a manly pout will hit them. Ahah. We have a very good imagination! Yes, I know! Not sure if I should be proud of it, though. It was pretty gross to have cookie pieces all over me.
You should! It’d be good for all the other people in the world to be right for once or twice! You should laugh at that. Everyone should laugh at that. Everyone should laugh at everything, it’d make life a lot funnier, don’t you think? Exactly! People will be able to see how smart I am from the first look, it’d save them a lot of time! Sharing is caring, so when I get rich, I will buy you every single piece of Batman merc I ever come across. Wow, that’s going to be a loooot. Deadly as deadlyness! BOOM YES. It’ll be awesome!! We have brilliant imaginations, mhmm. You should absolutely be proud of it. FOUR COOKIES IS EPIC. Ew, gross.
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